Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
I’m looking forward to remaining a cheap bitch when I’m a millionaire because I’m scared of getting robbed so ima act broke forever and leak articles about me going bankrupt while sitting on $100 million dollars so people won’t ask me for shit 😭
Ima still drive a Toyota and tell people my Benz is a rental.
Ima still water down my dish soap.
Ima still only shop for clothes that’s on clearance or on sale.
Imma still look at prices on menus and go
Y’all remember that Chris Rock scene on I’m Gonna Git You Sucka where he wanted only one rib and a sip of soda, meanwhile he had a stack of money on him?
That’s gonna be me.
Only old folks and movie connoisseur will remember this 😭
THATS MY FAVORITE SCENE 😭😭😭
Isaac Hayes was like “if you don’t gtfo my establishment!” 😭
You water down dish soap you the goat lmao #frugaltactics
Be like Redman and still live in the hood lmao
Absolutely not
“How much for one rib?” 😂😂😂
“$2.50?????”
Dawg if you can’t quote this movie, you not living this life correctly.
“Forget the cup, can you pour it in my hand for a dime?” 😂😂
That & the pimp getting out of jail with the fish in his shoes used to have me 💀💀 as a child
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
I really think these idiots who are giving money for the wall think its gonna be like a giant “Game of Thrones” type of thing with fortresses at every border crossing and huge gates and trebuchets.
I think that’s how the president think it’s going to be too.
me, turning to stare dreamily into my husband’s beautiful eyes: I hope u don’t think our marriage invalidates the fact that I still think the extreme majority of men are disgusting and vile :)
The ridicule for trauma survivors enjoying life after surviving is so ridiculous??
People saying it didn’t happen because they smile in pictures or laugh on Snapchat?
I see this all the time. Like who the fuck are y’all to judge how someone copes or heals?
Trauma is only believed by people (especially men) if the victim remainsa victim to said trauma.
They don’t want to see rape victims leading sexually liberating lives.
They don’t want to see abuse victims thriving in healthy relationships.
They just want to see the suffering.
If the victims aren’t suffering or don’t seem “distraught” for the rest of their lives, then according to them these victims aren’t really traumatized and “faking for attention”.
Men don’t even believe victims who do remain visibly effected by their trauma. They still find a way to twist, and jump through hoops to blame the victim instead of the victimizer.
So the sad truth is, even if survivors weren’t out in the world enjoying their lives, it really wouldn’t change how society would still find a way to ridicule them.
